BACKGROUND
After rather heated negotiations, A.I.M. is pleased to announce that the legendary DFK annihilator, Gus Tarballs, is now a member of our ranks. Gus' induction was delayed slightly when his mobile home slipped from its support blocks while he was in the process of cleaning the septic hosing. Fortunately, his crushed right leg has healed rather nicely.
ADDITIONAL INFO
Our medical staff has recently cleared heavy weapons specialist Tarballs for full active duty.
QUOTES
Quote #1: "She was kinda nice . . . Haven't been with a woman in a long time, Woody. Not since the dang implant."
Quote #2: "Dang that was quick, Woody. U.S Customs is gonna be all over my luggage. Figure I'm some sorta drug mule or some other horsecrap."
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